Friday, September 24, 2004

Answers, Part 2 of 3
Kings of Leon or The Killers??
Well, I did decide to go to see The Killers over the Kings Of Leon on October 5th, but only because I got The Killers tickets first. They're on pretty level footing right now, and I don't think I'm going to end up regretting this decision. I hope not.

Have you ever had a sex fantasy that involved someone calling you bootylicious?
If by "somebody" you mean "Beyonce" and by "sex fantasy" you mean "sex fantasy" then Yes.

has lenny kravitz jumped the shark?
This question will be addressed in its own post in the near future. And it's not a matter of 'if,' it's 'when?' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to rock out to his Gap commercial now.

Why is it that Yogi and BooBoo walk around in the forest with neckties but no pants?
Because they were sexual deviants. Next question.

Why do you hate Led Zepplin so much??
I don't hate Led Zeppelin, I just think that Led Zeppelin is the most overrated rock band in music history. Now don't harass me, I think they're all brilliant musicians. I do. I just don't think that they're as important to the history of rock and roll as people like to believe. Led Zeppelin wrote songs about magic and dragons and journeys through the forest. You know who decided Led Zeppelin were super important? Writers who like magic and dragons and journeys through the forest. Sorry, but you asked.

Why is Towson, Maryland shaped like a Rhombus?
It just is. Looking at Towson on a map, you'd never know. However, the second you try driving places you realize the bizarre, rhombus-esque shape of the city.

Why does this sound like a Jadakiss Song?
Which Jadakiss song? 'Fuckin' Or What?'

Fav. cereal?
For the past couple years it's been Raisin Bran. I went through a big Cocoa Puffs phase back in the day, and when I was a kid I loved Kix. I don't have the chance to eat cereal much anymore, because eating breakfast at home requires waking up a little bit earlier, as well as keeping milk in the house. I'm morally opposed to both.

Most embarrassing experience working at MTV networks?
There's a tie. Both of which happened when I was interning.
1. During lunch in the cafeteria one day I was being a smart-ass and doing an impression of MTV's John Norris. As I shouted out, "I'm John Norris, with MTV News," I looked up and John Norris was staring at me, like, "Who the fuck is this kid?" Great first impression.
2. I interned during the summer of MTV's 20th Birthday. On the actual birthday, I arrived at 1515 Broadway a bit on the early side and got in the elevator. As the doors were closing, I heard a woman shout "Hold the door." So I did. And Madonna got on. Now, I could care less about Madonna, but this was the biggest celebrity I had ever been around and we were on an elevator together! We talked about the Birthday, she said, "MTV's been really good to me throughout the years," and I agreed. When I got off at the 23rd floor I immediately called up my girlfriend and told her. It was crazy. Then, a few minutes later another intern arrived and told me that he was in an elevator with Snoop Dogg. It turns out that MTV hired celebrity impersonators to ride the elevators during the day in honor of their birthday. I felt like an idiot.

what happened to the twenty seven dollars you owe me from the cab ride?
Um, is the answer to this one, I have no fucking clue who you are?

why do you love the quasipseudos so much? haha
Well, let's see. The quasipsuedos consist of two 17 year-old high school girls from Florida, one of which has referred to me as her "blog boyfriend" and herself as my "blog groupie." What's not to love? (And yes, that is the sole reason they're listed in my faves section instead of my other faves section.)

what is your favorite animal?
Monkeys. I'm a simple man. A simple man who loves monkeys.

I hear you've been quite successful with the ladies, Bob. Who is your favorite girl that you've been with and why? Could be one night or long-termer. Poor bastard...I hope none of the other girls read you.
This one's easy: Marie. And for one simple reason. See, Marie was a girl in college that had a crush on me. I'm not saying this because I have an ego, I'm saying it because it's true. But anyway, after we hooked up once, Marie said the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. Ladies, if you ever want to be a guy's 'favorite girl,' this is all you have to say. "Your penis is... beautiful."

KFC or Popeyes?
KFC, because PETA hates them.

Yeah, what's your take on S, D & CPs? Fav. Topic? I am very partial to the Saved by the Bell chapter.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs annoyed me, and here's why. I feel like I tend to think like Chuck, and I kinda try to write like Chuck, but in the end Chuck is a MILLION times more intelligent and talented than me and that annoys me. The book is incredible. I loved the Saved By The Bell chapter, but I enjoyed the first chapter about John Cusack movies the most. The whole thing is brilliant.

What's more horrifying - a Pedophile clown or Charles Manson?
A pedophile clown. At least Charles Manson wrote some killer tunes. (wait for it... wait for it...) Killer tunes?

What's the deal with those things at the end of shoelaces?
What's the deal with stealing old Jerry Seinfeld bits?

HOW IS IT THAT I'M SO AWESOME!!! I MEAN???? WHY DO THE GIRLS LOVE THE DOCTOR?
Because you're Dr. Awesomefuck. I can't believe you even have to ask.

I really just want to know, what is your favorite song of all time?! so im lame. shoot me.
Not lame at all. My favorite song of all time is "Mr. Jones" by the Counting Crows. I know you probably weren't expecting that, but it is. So there.

were we supposed to limit this to one question?
Nope.
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b at 1:50 PM