i neeever do this kind of thing....
But I have to post this
link.Look At My Striped Shirt!
Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I'm coming home with some pussy tonight! That's right! It's been a long week at the office and it's time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say "Junior Vice President" on them! They're glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!So great. Since I'm too lazy to actually write something today, pretend I wrote this and just say to yourself, "Man, that bob is really fucking funny. I'm really glad he wasn't trying to get out of work early today to watch basketball and start drinking, otherwise he would have never written this! Boy, are we lucky!"
Till tomorrow...
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b at 5:21 PM
