questions I want answered
Is it less gay to buy the Rent movie soundtrack than the Rent broadway musical soundtrack?
What goes through a guy's head when he's pointing a camera at his bathroom mirror with one hand and lifting up his shirt to reveal his abs with his other hand for a new Myspace profile picture?
Would you want to be friends with a guy who gets into Johnny Cash because of "Walk The Line" a year after he got into Ray Charles because of "Ray"?
Did they choose the name Yuengling just to make it really difficult for you to order one when you're wasted at 3:50 in the morning?
Is there any correlation between girls who saw New Kids On The Block in concert and girls who saw Titanic more than 3 times in the theater?
Would you think less of me if I told you I was watching Titanic on showtime while writing this?
Why do movie commercials say, "Now playing, only in theaters!"? Where else would it be playing? Who gets confused?
Should the first girl who flashes her boobs at Mardi Gras this year be deemed a Saint for returning normalcy to the region?
Am I the only guy in new York who doesn't play the guitar?
Ladies: what's the average number of times you have to stop a guy from going for the shocker before he actually gives up on it?
Why do we have signs on the subway for 1-800-IMMIGRATION? Why are there 4 extra letters on there? Why can't we just make it 1-800-IMMIGRA? They're immigrants! They won't know the difference!
Married people: So is it true or not- do you really stop having sex after marriage? Stop joking around about this, we need an answer.
Would you think less of me if I told you that in 1997 I bought the cassette single of "MmmBop"? Only semi-ironically.
Cool or creepy:
Dan and I wanted to call Laguna High last year and ask the principal "When do your high school girls go to Cabo on Spring Break?"
Why do most drug stores force you to walk through the toy aisle to get to the condom section?
Does E! really need a news ticker?
How come you don't have to pass a test to be able to vote but you have to pass a test to work at the Gap?
Have you ever started doodling sometheing, and somehow out of nowhere you end up drawing a swastika? So immediately you try to turn it into something else, like a kite, but it's still obviously a swastika?
What are you more uncomfortable ordering: tsunami rolls or gumbo?
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b at 11:58 AM
